Part of the job

One of the greatest benefits of the job I have is that every once in a while, like every month or so, I get laid.

See, when you sell condos, or when you manage them, you have to deal with a lot of single and divorced women. Many of them are in their thirties, forties and fifties. Some of them a pretty good looking. You don't get any Lindsey Lohans, or Jenifer Anistons like that, but these women can be pretty nice. Yes, often their tits tend to slide off to the side, and their legs are a little fat and their stomach may hang down. But they'be been though a divorce and are raising kids by themselves, so let be real.

And they feel so good. (I love to fuck!)

At first I thought it was me, and that I was charming and irresistable. But eventually a realzied that many of these ladies have been alone and horny for months or years.

Just this week I went to bring over the documents to a woman who had moved into her new place. She needed some help lifting boxes and moving dishes and stuff. So then we found a bottle of wine because we were thirsty.

Then I kind of stood next to her, which is kind of a test. She can turn this way or that way. So, she turned this way, and bam! we were stuck together. In five seconds her shirt is off, then we are on the bed and then we are going at it.

Welcome to your new home, Sandy. I'll be back in a week or so to see if you have any questions or problems. I always try to be helpful.